♪ What's new Scooby-Doo? ♪
♪ We're coming after you ♪
♪ We're gonna solve that mystery ♪
♪ I see you Scooby-Doo ♪
♪ The trail leads back to you ♪
♪ What's new Scooby-Doo? ♪
♪ Gotta follow you ♪
♪ You're gonna solve that mystery ♪
♪ We see you Scooby-Doo ♪
♪ We're coming after you ♪
♪ What's new Scooby-Doo? ♪
♪ Come on back ♪
♪ You may find another clue ♪
♪ Scooby Snacks will be waiting here for you ♪
♪ What's new Scooby-Doo? ♪
♪ We're coming after you ♪
♪ We're gonna solve that mystery ♪
♪ I see you Scooby-Doo ♪
♪ The trail leads back to you ♪
♪ What's new Scooby-Doo? ♪
♪ Na na na na na ♪
♪ Na na na na na na na ♪
♪ Na na-na-na na na-na na ♪
♪ Na na na na na na na na na na ♪
♪ What's new Scooby-Doo? ♪
♪ Who wander in the highlands ♪
♪ Cruisin' to the fair ♪
♪ We're off to Glasburgh Castle ♪
♪ They say there's treasure there ♪
♪ Oh Glasburgh's near and yet so far ♪
♪ My feet hurt I wish we'd taken a car ♪
Ooh, looketh yon, good minstrel.
The castle! The fair awaits.
[instrumental music]
Ah, the fog be thick like our heads.
Mayhaps we should chilleth for the nighteth.
[instrumental music]
Yo, yo, yo! Watch that fire, good minstrel.
This be not our crib.
Worry not your bad self, good minstrel.
This toasty blaze is totally under...control!
[instrumental music]
grrrraaawr
- Aaah! - Aaah!
grrrraaawr
(Velma) 'There it is. Glasburgh Castle.'
[instrumental music]
Like, I can't believe we came all the way to Scotland
for a renaissance fair.
Gave me an excuse to wear my new peasant blouse.
The Glasburgh Fair's the world's only renaissance fair
held at a real medieval castle.
It's totally authentic.
Hey, Scoob, authentic medieval churros.
Yeah!
Wow! Being a real medieval knight must have been awesome.
- Jousting and wrestling.. - And slaying dragons.
(Fred) "Beware the Glasburgh Dragon."
Like, okay, Fred. Got the warning.
Scoob and I will be over at ye olde food court.
[chuckles]
♪ They say there is a treasure ♪
♪ Within the castle wall ♪
♪ But no one's ever found it ♪
♪ And lived to sound the call ♪
♪ For those who seek their fortune ♪
♪ Have only met the flame ♪
♪ Of a thousand-year-old dragon ♪
♪ Ol' Glassie is her name ♪
Gosh, I wonder if that's a true story.
It's just a folk tale. Dragons never really existed.
[dragon growls]
Zoinks! Then, like, what's that?
[instrumental music]
- Like I said, just a legend. - Legend, eh?
Did a legend singe my eyebrows clean off?
Why, just last night the dragon burned up a local cottage.
See for yourself. That foul beast is trying to ruin my fair.
- Your fair? - Aye. The name's McEwan.
Ewan McEwan, and I own this castle, I do.
Looks like you've got a real mystery on your hands, sir.
If you need any help--
I do not need help from you rowdy hooligans.
Uh, unless you've got 5 smackers
for a picture with the fearsome Glasburgh Dragon.
[growling]
- Uh, no, thanks. - Hey, not so fast!
You gotta wear a costume at my fair, lady.
Well, I do have a costume, sir, but it's not exactly me.
You see, the costume shop was--
I don't care!
And I'll be right back.
Nobody says a word and nobody gets hurt, got it?
[grunting]
[panting]
You gotta use your legs, friend.
[grunting]
[panting]
Who knew they had such good gourmet food
back in medieval times, Scoob?
[growls]
- Aaaah! - Aaaah!
I can bench 220.
- Yaaah! - Yaaah!
Like, we saw the real scary dragon!
Scary, but definitely not a real dragon.
Huh? Like, where'd it go?
- Aah! - Aah!
Guys, come back. It's not the dragon. It's just..
Aaaah!
- Jamison Steven Ripley. - Who's he?
He was onlythe star of"The Roundtable Gang."
That teen King Arthur show?
Wasn't that cancelled, like, ages ago?
Excuse me, Mr. Ripley?
Would you sign my Lancelot action figure?
[instrumental music]
Five clams for an autograph.
Nay, fair damsel, put away thy lucre.
Lancelot giveth freely to one who keepeth my effigy.
Lancelot?
It was his character on the show.
Wow, thanks. I'm a really big fan.
Okay, okay, move along. You're holding up the line.
Oh, boy. Like I can't get that spooky dragon out of my head.
Frozen banas?
Hey, Scoob, what do you say we show this guy
our ultimate jester magic act?
Yeah, yeah!
[instrumental music]
Watch in amazement as we make these frozen treats disappear!
[instrumental music]
[munching]
[whistles]
[instrumental music]
Let the public humiliation commence!
[screaming]
- Like, this is punishment? - Yup.
Hey, ha ha ha! Come back! We deserve to be punished.
[growling]
Zoinks! But not that much!
grrrraaawr
[whimpering]
Looks like this is the end, Scoob.
Only one thing we can do.
[instrumental music]
Good thinking, guys.
What a waste of perfectly good kebabs.
grrrraaawr
We've got to distract that thing!
Too bad we don't have a damsel in distress.
Dragons always go for a damsel in distress.
Oof!
[Velma whistles]
I had to open my big mouth.
[gasps]
grrrraaawr
(all) Aaah!
- Aaah! - Aaah!
[instrumental music]
(Fred) 'Run!'
grrrraaawr
- Aaaah! - Aaaah!
grrrraaawr
[music continues]
- Whoaah! - Whoaah!
[panting]
Hey, what are you doin' back here?
[whimpers]
Like-like, getting away. Dragon.
I'll say you're draggin'.
The show's about to begin.
All cast members are needed at the feast of fools.
Feast?!
Ha ha ha ha! Like, why didn't you say so?
You don't understand!
There's a horrible monster out there.
The fair's in danger.
Nice try, Galahad. Let's go.
[instrumental music]
One for you, two for us.
- Find any clues? - Not yet.
But I've got a feeling
there's more to this dragon than meets the eye.
Hear ye, hear ye.
All hail the king of the fair, Jamison Steven Ripley.
I mean, all hail Lancelot, king of the fair.
[audience cheering]
Aye.
Uh, would you like me to cut the cheese?
I was supposed to play the king this year.
Then that TV faker shows up and steals my part!
Oh, look at him. He's so authentic.
Whatever.
Well, better luck next year.
Aye, if there is a next year.
A fair damsel a mere servant? I think not.
(Riley) 'Serving wench, take this hence.'
Serving wench?
Now, what dost my lady require for thine feast?
Wow! You really get into your character.
Character?
[crowd screams]
grrrraaawr
[dramatic music]
Foul beast. I'll shoot you yet.
Shoot it? Aren't dragons, like, endangered?
I want to get a picture of it for next year's fair brochure.
Attendance has doubled since that thing showed up.
Something about this dragon business sure smells funny.
Yeah.
- It smells like-- - Help! Help me!
[groans]
[dramatic music]
Are you okay, fella?
I think I wrenched my shoulder.
I was supposed to joust
against Jamison Steven Ripley tomorrow night.
Now, I'll have to forfeit.
- Forfeit? - Nay, good squire.
Forsooth, here's a worthy knight.
Cool.
[crowd cheers]
Are you really up for this, Fred?
Sure. I took a jousting class last summer at the "Y."
Besides, you don't use real lances.
They're made out of papier mache.
Thanks. Hyah!
[crowd cheers]
Wow! That's Ruthie Girl
Ripley's horse from "The Round Table Gang."
Big deal. They filmed that stupid show
down the road at Glasburgh Studios.
[instrumental music]
Shaggy, you've still got Fred's jousting rod.
It Looks like he found another one.
[crowd cheers]
(Velma) 'They're using real lances.'
Whoa! Like, can we discuss this? Ooohhhh!
I guess that's a no.
Oohhh! Aah!
[instrumental music]
Hey, Scoob! I didn't know you were in there.
- Huh? - Huh?
- Yikes! - Yikes!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
[crash]
Scooby and Shaggy saved you guys.
Those weapons are real.
Dost thou imply that villainy is afoot?
I dost.
[crowd gasps]
grrrraaawr
[dramatic music]
I hate this dress.
I can't imagine this getting any worse.
grrrraaawr
Okay, it got worse.
grrrraaawr
Don't worry, Velma! We'll get you out of there!
There's only one thing to do, gang, build a catapult.
Quick. I'll cut down some trees
and you guys find some giant rubber bands.
Uh, Freddy.
Note to self, organize a "damsel in distress" union.
These working conditions stink!
[gasps]
[sniffs]
Hmm. This smells familiar.
"G.S.?" Hmm.
Ready, guys?
- Uh-uh. - No way.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
[thud]
I'll try to aim a little higher with you, Daphne.
Perhaps this would be a little less messy?
(Fred) 'Well, sure. We could go in the easy way.'
[thud]
Wow! Check out that old tapestry.
grrrraaawr
Over there.
- Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! - Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
Wrong door. My bad.
I didn't know they had gym equipment in medieval times.
Hey, look. It's Velma's hat.
And a totally cute lizard-skin purse.
Or not.
grrrraaawr
- Aah! - Aah!
[instrumental music]
♪ I've been down ♪
♪ Wandering past second street ♪
♪ And looking at the ghost of you and me ♪
♪ And thinking back on all those memories ♪
♪ Of how it used to be ♪
♪ I've been hearing ♪
♪ I hear those voices ♪
♪ All of the noises of the breaking glass ♪
♪ And all those plans we had ♪
♪ To get us through ♪
♪ And they're never coming true ♪
♪ And I hope and I hope ♪
♪ That you won't forget ♪
♪ And I'm hoping hope you know ♪
♪ That I can clearly see ♪
♪ The ghosts of you and me ♪
grrrraaawr
♪ The ghosts of you and me ♪
grrrraaawr
[instrumental music]
[growls]
Aah!
Like, you got any butter, Scoob?
- Uh-uh. - Too bad. Ha ha ha ha.
'Cause it looks like we're toast.
grrrraaawr
[snap]
- Aha! - Careful, my lady.
He's not going to hurt me, are you, puff?
Not as long as I stand in front of this tapestry.
Someone who wanted the treasure of Glasburgh Castle
would never burn the treasure map.
What would a dragon want with treasure?
The dragon doesn't want the treasure.
The good Sir Lancelot does.
Huh? No, um.. make haste!
You'll be, uh, roasted alive.
You've been using this high-tech robotic dragon
to scare people away from the castle
so you could find the treasure.
Uhh-whoa whoa! Aah!
I did it, okay? I did it!
Just get me out of here!
[instrumental music]
Like, what's with the light show?
His motion-controlled suit of armor is short-circuiting.
That's how he controlled the dragon.
It was all leftover stuff from his TV show.
When the dragon burned the tent at the feast
I thought I smelled something funny.
It was kerosene.
That's because the dragon's fire
came from flamethrower tanks.
Tanks marked "G.S." for Glasburgh Studios.
But like, why? He's a big TV star.
[sighs] After my show was cancelled
the only work I could get was these stupid Renaissance fairs.
I deserve that treasure. I mean, please, I'm Lancelot.
I'd have gotten it, too, if not for you meddling medieval kids!
- Oops. - Ah! The map! You fool!
'Uh, who's the fool, Ripley?'
That map was a crock of hooey.
I made up the legend of the Glasburgh Dragon
to attract tourists.
I even shaved off me own eyebrows
and claimed the dragon torched them.
[laughing]
[instrumental music]
All hail the new king of the fair....Shane Flinty!
[crowd cheers]
Like, imagine the veggie kebab we could make
with that skewer, eh, Scoob?
- Oh! - Oh!
Hey, Scooby and Shaggy pulled the sword from the stone.
Well, sure. There's 2 of them.
[instrumental music]
Scofflaws! That sword is the property of the new king.
♪ And so the tale has come to a close ♪
♪ The dragon's a phony with gas in its nose ♪
♪ The mystery was solved by a Renaissance crew ♪
♪ And so goes the legend of ♪
♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo ♪
[laughing]
[theme music]